After Bobby made a quick stop in Maui for very serious business purposes and lots of intense work, the This Is Not a T-Shirt Book Tour traveled all the way to the Pacific Northwest for two events in Seattle.
The first: a mandatory check-in with the mothership at Amazon. There are unsubstantiated internet rumors that first-time authors must appear at the Amazon headquarters upon arrival in the Amazon Territory Formerly Known as Seattle to bow at the feet of the Bezos statue and make an offering of their finest livestock and a Black Adam T-Shirt. They must also put their right hand on a Kindle Fire and swear that they’ve never owned or used a jailbroken Amazon Fire Stick with all of the new movies and pay-per-views. The Book game is so crazy.