When Brian Torres called me and said it was an emergency I had no clue as to the scale. Brian works at a new online shoe retailer called SHOEBACCA.com. The “E” in Shoebacca is backwards because thats how Chewbacca spells it. Brian just arrived from Texas with the largest sneaker in the world. He asked me where I was, and at that moment I was stealing internet from 72 and Sunny. Not soon after the worlds largest sneaker found me.
They had stopped in Vegas, and the worlds biggest pistachio. The Hoover dam wouldn’t let them drive over it because they couldn’t see inside. The worlds biggest shoe is filled with candy corn and bath salts.
People can’t control themselves. Even quasi tough guys couldn’t resist the photo op this hulking mass of fiberglass contained.
An ancient relic from the Honey I Blew Up The Kid. It was found is a warehouse covered in graffiti.
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