Some clubs in NYC are really hard to get into unless you know the promoter, the owner, buy a table, or are with Josh Hartnett. Fortunately for me I had all 4. I never knew “Oak” stood for “One Of A Kind?!”
View from the table.
It also helps if you roll with a bunch of models. (I didn’t say what kind of models!)
1 Oak is boring let’s go to Southside. This guy owns the place.
Oh hey US Open winning Julian Wilson, thanks for hanging out.
Relax, it’s just searing painful candle wax.
One of these girls goes to MIT, one has an expired green card, one thinks her purse was “stolen” and one has no idea I put her address on craigslist.
Matt McDonald and Alex Douglas will be surprised to see their picture here.
Former W+K ex-pats Wei Wei, Matthew Carey and Lil’ Mike Warzin in full effect. Half effect is even less ordinary.
Chi, I can’t get you Paranormas, I tried. There is a room full of Coralines hidden away in a W+K closet, I’m still working on it.