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THE KIDS ARE ALL RITE.

THE KIDS ARE ALL RITE.

By Bobby Hundreds

Right on. Rite Aid.

Benjie: “What’re you gonna get, Pat?”
Patrick: “An aluminum bat to crack your head open. Ho.”
(Benjie runs off, stage right, arms flailing, sobbing like an orphan girl)

Am I the only one who confused this canister of body soap for a bag of Doritos?

For the unknowing, Halloween is the greatest time of the year to visit drugstores in America. The 24-hour markets are decked with the most bizarre holidayparaphernalia, aisles of personal hygiene goods accentuated with glowing skeletons, cobwebbed broomsticks, and weirdo craze like this:

It’s also a haven for all the candy-lovers and cavity-infested Ritalin babies.

Brien and Vito,Point Breakin’, 2008 styles.

Benjie the Beastmaster.

Okay fine, I’ll take a photo of myself for the blog.

by bobbyhundreds

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