I guess that Stewie-headed freak BAIK decided it’d be a fantastic idea to film Switch reviewing the midnight showing of the new X-Men movie. Yes, Switch, the guy with the worst taste out of our entire crew, so basically consider whatever he rates the movie and it’s probably the exact opposite. His X-Men powers are the ability to run a very popular porn site and mind-meld people into justifying it as “art,” poor music listening skills, and the superhuman strength to wear the same shoes for years. His weaknesses are freckles, sleeping, and staying current with viral Youtube videos and internet memes.

by bobbyhundreds