South of Causeway Bay, through the gridlocked tunnel, and into the industrial jungles of Aberdeen, as we enter the Beast’s Lair. This is it, kids. Ground zero. aka HYPEBEAST.COM. The Beast (otherwise known as founder Kevin Ma) gives his employees the dreaded Waggy Finger O’ Death.
(Ya know, if he had a basketball spinning on that finger, he’d be a deadringer for the Boston Celtics’ mascot. Just a thought.)
So everyone knows how obsessed Neek is with Hong Kong girls, right? So when you consider Hypebeast staffer Season, her Hong Kong residency, and her uncanny resemblance to our Las Vegas frothy-mopped friend, it’s as if the entire universe is coming together on this exact point. If it looks like a Neek, talks like a Neek, shoots photos all day on a Canon like a Neek, drives a GTI like a Neek… then…
Kevin’s lunch. This is literally what you’ll find in the belly of the Beast.
Of course, exactly what you’d expect to find at Hypebeast headquarters.
Ok time for the million-dollar money shot. *Drumroll please….
Dun dun DUUUUNNNNN!!!!
I mean, that’s good, right? Like, I deserve an award for shooting that.. Right??