Had lunch with Maurice this afternoon, who runs the show over at Vapors Magazine. Maurice told me that there’s a live-action G.I. Joe movie in the works, as well as Thundercats, and quite possibly a Voltron film. I’d love to see a live-action Care Bears movie, with actual, non-CGI, pastel midget bears that shoot rainbows out of their stomachs.

It coud very well be the most frightening horror movie ever.

Bob doesn’t even care anymore!

Alex vs. Burrito.
Round 1.

Round 2.
Alex moves in with the age-old thumb-squishing technique to choke Burrito’s beans into submission.

Round 3.
Alex shows no mercy to helpless Burrito as he digs in with an animalistic bite. Burrito’s gurgling cries of agony are smothered in oozing cheese.

Tomorrow: Alex vs. Chimichanga.

by bobbyhundreds