One of my biggest pet peeves is bad spelling/grammar/writing in general. Like when people write “loose” when they really mean “lose.” Too bad half of our staff could “loose” to a native Cambodian infant in a Spelling Bee.

Our Senior Graphic Designer Benjie might be the worst of them all. The things this guy writes on Instant Messenger, it’s as if he’s sodomizing Spelling with a pine cone. He also has the tendency to say the darndest things behind a computer screen. Here are just some of his greatest hits (Thank God for the screen+grab function).

by bobbyhundreds