Sometimes it rules to be me. Especially when I live around the corner from a Simpsonized (Simpsonerated? Simpsonified?) 7-Eleven, otherwise known as 1 of the 11 Kwik-E-Marts in the country.

Have you ever eaten one of these? If you haven’t, DON’T. If you have, it doesn’t matter, because you had a heart attack and died already.

This is also why it rules to be me today.

But just for today, of course. Tomorrow I go back to full-time sucking.

*UPDATE* Just got back from the film. Hilarious! Buuuut… instead of ruining it for everyone, I’ll just post a picture of Homer making out with himself.

by bobbyhundreds