Contrary to popular belief, I don’t wear jewelry. I can barely deal with a watch on my wrist. But our jeweler Kia (Stein Diamonds) can occasionally lure me downtown to see what kind of heat he’s been packing. Like this million-dollar watch. Literally. Time is money. (Figuratively).

An A.P.

Nice trio of Rollies:

More where that came from:

These are much more my speed. Vintage Pateks:

And this is way too fast for me. 35-karat fancy intense yellow diamond, sitting at somewhere around $2.5 million USD:

This fancy blue diamond is flawless, hovering around one and a half million dollars:

Nick, here’s your next t-shirt!