Aside from a yoga mat or house-arrest ankle monitor, a classy bottle of luxury water is the definite accessory for any self-respecting Angeleno. These days, Evian is the naivE choice, when there’s water with vitamins in it out there, sold in heavy glass tubes, and more costly than a bottle of Pinot.

SmartWater is perhaps the latest, trendiest re-packaging of Earth’s most abundant resource. I’ve heard all kinds of absurd rumors about the Holywood Grail, from it being owned by Jennifer Aniston, to Sick Jackson (Twelvebar) saying the company was sold for billions of dollars.

Meanwhile, Jayne (Twelvebar) sticks to the other liquid sword, Pomegranate juice.

And MAILER-DAEMON (Twelvebar) couldn’t care less.

I must’ve gone to the bathroom like 8 times this afternoon.

by bobbyhundreds