Already Have Your Ballot?

Then let’s play a game of Hot Votato. Read all of the instructions, fill that bad boy out, and get rid of it as soon as humanly possible. Drop it off in one of your local ballot boxes, mail it in, or bring it to your designated polling place on Election Day.

If you reside in California and are registered to vote, you should have already gotten your ballot in the mail. If not, it should arrive shortly, as every registered voter in the state has been mailed a ballot automatically.

Read all of the instructions carefully before filling out your ballot. Do not submit two ballots, it is against the law. Californians can look up their local ballot deposit boxes and polling places by clicking here.

You can also mail it back, but you should hurry because, you know, the government is trying to sabotage the Postal Service like it isn’t how they get all their discreet shipments of blue pills and hush money.

Once deposited or sent back, track your California mail-in ballot here.

And if you don’t stuff it in a dropbox or send it via snail mail, you can also bring it with you to the polls on Election Day, November 3rd.