This day was always destined to come. A day of reckoning, a day of revenge. A day to take what is rightfully mine.

For 18 years, Badam has lived in Adam Bomb’s shadow, relegated to the background and forced to play a supporting role for the biggest cornball in streetwear. Adam this, Adam that. Adam gets a BBC collab, Adam gets drawn by Jim Davis and Ron English. Adam gets to be on HBO, Adam gets to hang with Bieber. Adam Bomb Adam Bomb Adam Bomb. I’m done.

Then, Ben and Bobby gave Adam his own NFT project with 25 THOUSAND pieces, only using Badam to fill out the last couple of slots when they couldn’t scrounge up any more weirdo Adams. It’s disgraceful. Once again, Badam was little bro’d into obscurity.

Though clearly the coolest of the crew, Badam has been shut in the basement for nearly two decades, only being released a few times as an afterthought in huge collections, never getting his own time to shine.

So, last year, I took matters into my own hands. I hacked The Hundreds and took over the website, making sure that Adam heard me loud and clear. His time was running out then. Now, it’s long gone.

The whole team is asleep at the wheel, writing their books and stuffing their faces at the food festival. It was the perfect opportunity for Badams to rise up and claim what is ours.

Last night, I hacked Bobby’s Discord and Twitter accounts to leak what I’ve been working on for months: Badam Bomb Squad, a real NFT collection that’s bad to the bone. No goofy shit. No stupid strawberry Badams or whatever else Adam had to do to fill 25k spots. Badam Bomb Squad is the future. And it’s bad. Oh so bad.

Last night it was Bobby’s Discord and Twitter. That was just to get the party started. We’ve given plenty of warnings. Almost a year of warnings. The time is now. You’re all in Badam’s World now.

Today, we take over The Hundreds Blog once again to post this announcement. Then, we take over the brand’s social media accounts and those of the inferior Adam Bomb Squad. Next we takeover The Hundreds Discord, flexing Badam’s all-powerful muscle and finally putting Adam in the shadows we once dwelled.

Buhbye nerds.

Not only did I take over all of ABS socials and The Hundreds Discord, but I also broke into (L)ABS and kicked all the weirdo Adams out. Now, only Badams can get T-Shirts made in (L)ABS. Suck it.

The Badam Bomb Squad is a smaller army in numbers compared to Adam’s, but not in strength. Badams have evolved as a result of our circumstances over the last 18 years, growing a thicker skin and putting the mean in demeanor. Nobody has been better prepared for the throne than Badam.

Allow this message to be your wake-up call, Squad members. Join the ranks of the Badam Bomb Squad or forever be a cornball dork like Adam. Your window of opportunity is small, but the consequences of choosing the wrong side are huge.

Your new King,

Badam Bomb