Meet Mone. He holds down the fort for us at THNY, and is about as “New York” as dirty water dogs, the Yankees, and thin crust pizza, combined. Watch as we drill him on all the crucial stuff, like his fondness for mustard, Pauly Shore’s best/worst fashion faux pas, and NYC’s most exclusive after-hours spot, “Aisle 2.” Check it out!

words by Olivia Stiglich