Morning to anyone actually reading this. Hope your quarantine is going well. By this time, you’re getting slightly better at Call Of Duty Warzone and you’re roughly 85 percent of the way through your snack supply. I’m guessing you’re down to the trail mix and fresh fruit. If it were me, I wouldn’t have killed all the chips and candy right away, you have to pace yourself and save some of the good stuff for later in the game. But to each their own. Enjoy that banana, idiot.

After working from home yesterday, some of us are back at the office today. We’re all doing two days in the office, three days out, with staggered schedules so the whole team isn’t here at once. It feels like a great idea until you’re on the team scheduled to come in. But we’re being safe and shunning any friends at work who dare encroach on the mandatory six foot barrier.

Yesterday was weird. I’m a writer and have worked from home for years at a time before, sometimes even by choice. So, that part wasn’t new. But it still felt surreal, like a dystopian movie from the future that could never happen today. The feeling of being shut in and separated from the rest of the world started to really set in at night. Went for a drive and it was insane how empty Downtown LA was.

Anyone who showed up to the office is being safe and staying far away from everyone else. Our traditional Taco Tuesday Taste & Trade party, where we take a bite and pass it down, is officially CANCELLED. We’re also all now washing our hands every single time we go to the bathroom thanks to all of the celebrity tutorials. Very helpful!

Keep being safe, keep listening to the experts, keep staying inside unless you have to leave to go to the doctor, secure food, or make money.

Here’s some more internet stuff to keep you entertained while you’re on mandatory couchlock.