As Valentine’s Day approaches and Cuffing Season hits its peak, it’s important to remember that our friends Adam and Madam aren’t kids anymore. These little guys are growing up, and they’re looking for love. While we normally keep their private lives out of the public eye, we thought it might be nice to let the rest of the world in on a little secret. Adam’s in love. And so is Madam. What about Badam, you ask? He’s single and honestly not taking it that well.

But this is a time for love, not hate. And we’re celebrating the spark between Adam and Madam because we’ve honestly always been rooting for it. This is the romantic fuse we’ve been waiting to light and the day has finally come.

Of course, Adam and Madam have known each other their entire lives and have always been friends. That’s what makes this so perfect. They’ve been through everything together. Madam consoled Adam when Bobby wrote the chapter in his book about hating Adam. Adam stood by Madam in her darkest days when she helped Badam hack The Hundreds and overtake the Adam Bomb Collection. Through thick and thin, they realized they were searching for something that was always right in front of them.

All it took was a little reminder. Both of them had created profiles on the dating app Bomble recently, hoping to find someone who could make their heart explode. But after swiping past countless potential matches that just didn’t impress, they saw each other. A familiar old friend in a new place. And it made them each think: hmmm could it work?

Nervously, they each swiped right, unsure if the other would also be interested in exploring love or laugh at the thought of taking their relationship to the next level. Then, they matched. Because it’s Bomble, Madam had to make the first move, and she said, “Wow, your floor price is so much bigger than I remember.” The rest is history, folks, and honestly NSFW so we’ll leave the rest to your imagination.

All of us on The Hundreds team are overjoyed for these lovebirds and wish them a beautiful, long-lasting, loving relationship. When reached for comment, Badam just made puke noises.

To celebrate the newfound love between Adam and Madam Bomb, we’re releasing a collection that you can share with the love of your life, too. Happy Valentine’s Day from The Hundreds.