I woke up this morning to find 25 text-messages on my Blackberry from Switch, who thought it’d be a great idea to go out to the club last night and drink 14 cranberry-vodkas in a row.

SWITCH: I need your camera right now!!!
SWITCH: Soooooo many beeziez
SWITCH: We need a new section on the site.. Full of pics from the night before
SWITCH: All the parties n shyt
SWITCH: It’ll be hard
SWITCH: Fro$
SWITCH: From now on I MUST have your camera when I go out
SWITCH: Wow.. I just saw the most amazing beezie
SWITCH: But she’s a blondie
SWITCH: Haaha
SWITCH: I love beeziez
SWITCH: They’re the best
SWITCH: Man I’m faded
SWITCH: Wow so. Many freshpricne of baler beeziez
SWITCH: Hahah
SWITCH: Sooooooo m$anjy beeziez
SWITCH: Its outta conteol
SWITCH: ASIAN beeeeezzzzzzzzzzziiieeeezzzzzz
SWITCH: Sooooo many peepz wearing the 13 witn{ss tee
SWITCH: Fools teyin tl get crazy
SWITCH: Gotta kuilla someone tonight
SWITCH: Bout to KILL some kid that thinls he’s a “hard see you tomorrow 10 am! core cangster” hahaha

And then he got into a fight in the middle of the street with 2 guys and showed up to the studio this morning with bloody knuckles, a pounding headache, and immediately fell asleep on the couch.

[edit: I just got sent photographic evidence (Cobra Snake) from last night! Flabbergasting!]

Oh here are the rest of the photos from that party last night. See if you can find the ” ‘Fresh Prince of Bel Air’ Beeziez” that Switch is talking about.

by bobbyhundreds