The Macworld 2009 Keynote is going on live in San Francisco (sans Jobs), and Gizmodo is covering it, play-by-play, HERE. So far, a lot of changes to iLife, and something about the stupid GarageBand thing that 3 people in the world care about. 17″ unibody Macbook? iPhone tweaks? Stay tuned.

Edit: That was the worst Macworld Keynote in the history of the galaxy. Even Tony Bennett and his Dick Tracy villain rubberface couldn’t save the show. And of course, the only news that affected me was the 17″ Macbook announcement with the battery made of kryptonite, considering I just got a 15″ less than a month ago. Thanks Apple. You’re the abusive lover that I just can’t leave.

by bobbyhundreds