I’m sure you’d expect me to rattle off some coolguy clothing boutique or trashy lingerie emporium as my favorite shop in SoHo, but that distinction goes easily to Evolution. I’m a sick man, and I love taxidermy like you love collecting limited edition man-toys. Here, they have it all, including human fetuses of siamese twins.

Victor and I were debating on getting Tony one of these sharks in formeldahyde for his birthday, but then we remembered that around 4am, he’d crack it open and try to drink the liquid inside. God knows what he woulda done with the shark.

So I just bought him whiskey instead. Problem solved.

by bobbyhundreds