Chukkee was out in front of THLA popping 360 flips this afternoon.
And then moved in on his frontside bigspin heelflips.
Under the watchful eye of coach Jimmy Gorecki.
I ran up to Melrose to have a quick meeting with Dom at Brooklyn Projects. If walls could talk…
Dom with the homeys Dame Dash, Kid Rock..
Look what Dom found, a vintage issue of Transworld STANCE. This was the magazine that laid the blueprint for today’s street culture rags like Complex and Antenna. Look at that cover, one of the last times the Lakers won the championship, with Koston, Howard, and Shaq-era Laker girls in tow.
Ummmmmmmmmmm no comment.
Annnyways, meanwhile, back at The Hundreds..
Sagan’s back onboard. You’ll probably find him sweeping or semi-helping you at THLA. Whatever you do, don’t ever shake this dude’s hand. He masturbates more than anybody I know, and that includes the degenerates at the office. If Sagan skated as much as he wanked, he’d be P.Rod status by now, but in his own words “Yeah, but I like masturbating more than skating.”
So as of today, I’m officially declaring Sagan as the Captain of The Hundreds Masturskate team.
Bad news for these girls.