Next stop on the Ben & Scotty Express is Straight Laced out in New Jersey. This one’s a personal favorite of mine, considering EJ and Fat Pat are a couple of stalwart East Coast straight-edge kids, catering to the astoundingly high crossover demographic between the hardcore scene and streetwear culture in the community. You’ll find Rogue Status, Flying Coffin, Freshjive, and 3sixteen within these walls.
No, don’t do that. Your babies will have 3 arms and Thanksgiving dinner will be awkward.