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CARDED.

CARDED.

By Bobby Hundreds

There’s a bomb Peruvian restaurant on Melrose called Mario’s. The retarded parking lot will make you want to swallow glass, and the Health and Sanitation Department gave it a solid B (p.s. You can have a rat in the kitchen and still get an A, so…), but that just builds up to the handsome reward decadently smothered in green spicy sauce. Start off with a fried calamari and follow it up with a #20 chicken/noodle dish, and you’re good to go.. rrright to bed. Quite possibly the worst thing you could eat for lunch on a busy workday. Zzzz

The industry-fameworthy Aaron Levant (Agenda) and the other kind of fameworthy Mr. Joe Hahn (SURU / Linkin Park).

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DOMination.

Speaking of suspect behavior, I got a little surprise brewing for Dom, but he doesn’t know it yet. In fact, he’ll find out what that surprise is on the same day that I tell you guys about it. Which could either be the funniest or stupidest decision I can make in my young adult life, but that’s why they invented reincarnation. I’m gonna come back as a Transformer!

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When you’re rocking a Black Card, there’s an unspoken rule that lunch is on you. Thanks Joe. Lunch tastes better when it’s free.

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Actually, this card wins way more points in my book. Why do rich people get everything for free? That’s sorta backwards.. We should make poor people pay double.

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Dom’s girl got him a new whip for Christmas. Now, he’s going nowhere even faster.

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by bobbyhundreds

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