Keep reloading our splash page to get the details. Or we can just simplify things like this.
RED: Our store on Fairfax/Rosewood. 100. Thursday.
YELLOW: Our website. 100. Friday.
WHITE: 4 stores (Union NY, WTHN, Huf, 5&A Dime). 25 each store. Friday.

Or we can simplify it even further.
redourstorethursday. yellowonlinefriday. whitestoresfriday.

redourstorethursdayyellowonlinefridaywhitestoresfriday.
redourstthursdyyelowlinefridawhitetoresday.
redo our thirsty elbow lines frida white whores all day.

by bobbyhundreds