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STAY HUNGRY

STAY HUNGRY

By Bobby Hundreds

Had lunch with Maurice this afternoon, who runs the show over at Vapors Magazine. Maurice told me that there’s a live-action G.I. Joe movie in the works, as well as Thundercats, and quite possibly a Voltron film. I’d love to see a live-action Care Bears movie, with actual, non-CGI, pastel midget bears that shoot rainbows out of their stomachs.

It coud very well be the most frightening horror movie ever.

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Bob doesn’t even care anymore!

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Alex vs. Burrito.
Round 1.

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Round 2.
Alex moves in with the age-old thumb-squishing technique to choke Burrito’s beans into submission.

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Round 3.
Alex shows no mercy to helpless Burrito as he digs in with an animalistic bite. Burrito’s gurgling cries of agony are smothered in oozing cheese.

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Tomorrow: Alex vs. Chimichanga.

by bobbyhundreds

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