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IT'S SHOWTIME.

IT'S SHOWTIME.

By Bobby Hundreds

Lakers vs. Jazz. Game 1.

At the risk of alienating any of you with other NBA team affiliations, I will just say this. Lakers won by keeping the Jazz at under 100 points (which means I get free tacos), the refs need a round of LASIK (I’ll pay), and Magic Johnson is gonna live forever (news I could’ve used 15 years ago).

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The gauntlet.

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Magic gets grilled. Looks like the cameraman’s got some solid footage of his ear canal from there.

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The Lakers’ pillars of strength.
Coach Phil Jackson and unofficial mascot Jack Nicholson.

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MVP.MVP.MVP.MVP.MVP.
Kobe Bryant.

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MVW.MVW.MVW.MVW.MVW.
Kobe’s better half, Vanessa (doing her best Kardashian impression). And young’un in tow.

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Speakin’ of offspring, Denzel (looking very Training Day-ish) and (I can only imagine how many girls this dude gets) his son.

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Kiedis.

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by bobbyhundreds

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