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HOUSE OF ROCK.

HOUSE OF ROCK.

Ben and I drove down to the Jewelry District to visit his longtime friend, Kia (Stein Diamonds).

This Rolly’s pretty sick. A nice contrast with the gold and green. It’ll only set you back about $20,000 (!!!!!)

Fellas, close this window immediately if your girl is around. See those yellow diamonds? The smaller ones register at around $250,000 to $300,000. That’s like 15 of those Rolex watches!

This one’s a cool half-million. $500,000. That’s like both of those small ones combined!!

And the pear-shaped diamond? You guessed it. Over ONE MILLION DOLLARS. That’s worth all the other yellow diamonds, plus that Rolex, plus your Xbox, Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVD collection, your fake Adam Bomb New Era you bought off of eBay, more than your life and hopes and dreams. I was so tempted to swallow it and jump out the window.

Adding insult to injury.

by bobbyhundreds

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