Yes, Canada, this is really happening. I’m finally gonna be with you this week. This long-distance love affair has gone on too long and it’s time I partook in your maple syrup and ate your donuts and drank beer with Alanis Morissette. We can watch old SCTV reruns together and I can pretend to enjoy hockey while we listen to Drake albums and make mountie jokes. I can finally see what Michael Moore was talking about when he said you’re all I’ve ever wanted in another country.
Sorry, that was totally offensive. I don’t really propagate any of those Canadian stereotypes. Please don’t riot and set a car on fire.