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COOL RANCH BRO.

COOL RANCH BRO.

By Bobby Hundreds

The best collaboration of 2013 thus far has to go to Taco Bell. Not only are they the fine purveyors of Mexican-esque-ish delicacies, but also the mastermind marketers of 21st century fast-food. Take the Taco Bell X Nacho Cheese Doritos tacos that they’ve been successfully running, and now this – the Cool Ranch Doritos version. Their latest tour de force doesn’t officially hit Taco Bell restaurants until today (Thursday), but we got the sneak-peek early digs on ’em at our local TB’s. Meghan took 3 down like a champ.

Speaking of awesome collaborations, how about their special project, double-label, co-branded joint venture with Cinnabon? Top off taco time with a bagful of warm donut holes injected with unicorn semen – I mean rich Cinnabon frosting – and smothered in cinnamon and sugar.

Ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none:

YAY! YOU’RE ALL FIRED!

DLTDetective

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