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CABIN FEVER.

CABIN FEVER.

By Bobby Hundreds

Speaking of fevers, does it seem like everybody’s getting sick right now? I wanna gargle in hand-sanitizer.

And speaking of spreading germs, what a perfect day to go to Clifton’s cafeteria here in downtown LA for lunch.

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Clifton’s is a historical Los Angeles landmark, but I don’t think it’s for the food. It’s like an elementary school cafeteria but for grown-up loonies. Like Hometown Buffet’s weird uncle. The clientele here was all out of sorts, it probably comes from eating food like this every day.

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Pia just got Twitter and can’t stop, won’t stop.

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So that was pretty much the worst meal we’ve ever collectively had. It was a real lose-lose situation for all. But nobody really comes here for the day-old turkey enchiladas.. it’s about the ambience. Check the surroundings, they’ve used this restaurant for lotsa movies and TV.. most recently, it doubled as the dinosaur-themed eatery “Jurassic Fork” in Parks & Recreation.

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I don’t feel good.

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by bobbyhundreds

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