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BEST OF THE BEST 2008: WOMAN

BEST OF THE BEST 2008: WOMAN

By Bobby Hundreds

In an office/warehouse/store full of men, we’re permeated with a testosterone-charged environment. Conversation usually hovers somewhere between “what’s for lunch?,” stupid things we did to ourselves the night before, stupid things we’re about to do to ourselves tonight, and women. When it comes to Female Appreciation, The Hundreds crew runs the gamut from snobbish femme connoisseurs to no-limit soldiers.

Here’s our tribute to the other gender.
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BOBBY (ME): Jennifer Connelly

This year, she made the Earth stand still. In years past,Labyrinth, Rocketeer, Career Opportunities, Dark Water, Pollock, Higher Learning, Requiem, Beautiful Mind, Blood Diamond, Little Children, Inventing the Abbotts, House of Sand and Fog, Reservation Road, even HULK.. I sat through ’em all (and took extensive notes).

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BEN: “Agyness Deyn”

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JON: “Don’t know her name + (munchkin?)”

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SCOTTY ILL: “My girlfriend.”

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TONY: Megan Fox

“Like whoa… Call me.”

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SWITCH: Zoe Kravitz

“Daughter of famed rocker Lenny Kravitz and my favorite Huxtable, Lisa Bonet.”

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ALEX: Daisy Lowe

“Oh Lawdy, Lawdy.”

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MIKE: “Angelina Jolie”

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