Samsung is Sea Biscuit-ing the game with every new product. Clockwise from James Perse pencil: is my old but still superior to your phone S3, the S4, Note2, another S4, and the Galaxy Camera which has wifi built in. Which means you can instagram from the camera.

The new features just make you look like a magician, lot’s of gestures and intuitive things I ain’t even drove yet.

One thing I cannot stop using is both cameras at the same time. Take a pic while simultaneously taking a pic of your pic taking face!

So I contacted her to tell her I recognized her voice and to congratulate her on her new success. I’m happy we are both far from Pittsfield Mass. For those of you that remember that shooting it was the 60th most watched video on YouTube, my car was impounded as well as my camera. Jeff survived from 3 9mm bullets making 11 holes in his body.

Currently on display at the MOCA galleries is the retrospective and massive clay installation of Urs Fischer. A self described “Anti-Artist” most of his work is big and as satisfying as my jokes.

Welcome to clay angeles.

Let them eat CLAY!

There’s more clay here than Gumbys’ wet dreams!

You weren’t getting up with me in the MOCA!

You might take his job… but you can never take his legacy.

Can’t take him nowhere!

You’ve got paint in your hair.

Salcious Crumb and Jabba were a highlight.

Made from wax these larger than life candles are always burning. Giving every museum guest a truly unique view. Also a big fuck you to the art community cuz how you gonna sell a pile of melted wax?

Replica model of an office chair, also a melting wax pile.

Urs Fischer had randoms come in and just make whatever they wanted out of clay. Because whatever he says is art…. is art.
Awesome 2D photos printed on walls to recreate some guys studio.

You have seen all the pics on instagram and other blogs, but here is the retrospective of all his best work.

I call this one “self to death”

When you figure out how this one actually works… mind blown.

Art monster Laurence Chandler victimized by Urs Fischer making it rain.

Or these pick pocketing monkeys. Mexico also sells switchblades, which should be in every tough guy’s essentials.

These crazy Mayan’s started at the bottom…

…Now they are there.

Shout out to Carlos from Hall of Fame.

Bonito are in the tuna family. These were very fun to catch. One started puking up tiny minnows when brought on board. As my best instagram commenter pointed out “this is meta fishing”… so deep….

Then I caught a fucking MARLIN. If I did all this just last weekend, what am I gonna do when I retire?

Looks like that eyelash wish came true. Hey there fancy lady, do you want to stand in front of some overgrown agave plants with my RETNA scarf?

Josh’s male nic nak accessories are almost as funny as his tattoo collection. Josh is also from my couch Australia.

You were right, standing in front of these plants is wicked fun!

Montana those are real cactus plants don’t….

I told you not to touch them. If you were wearing these slippers on your hands that wouldn’t have happened.

Mara and Mine skeleton slippers now available for men.

What I learned from my first fashion shoot. A model will move every time she hears the camera click. And never take yourself seriously.

Then Kathy Griffen arrived.

He gave the operator $50, the doorman guy working the line $50 and the lady who was next in line $20. If you don’t believe me ask Millhouse from LRG, he was there.

Money well spent.

My brilliant best friend Jim Darling doesn’t burn bridges, he builds them. You need to see this sculpture in person. There are more details overlooked than the members of Casey Anthony’s jury!

The grass isn’t always greener… sometimes it’s just an overly friendly drunk Texan.

You will have to ask store owner Rodney Burns the name of this artist. For now I’ll just call him or her the best new artist of 2013.

It may look like a photo, but these eyes are painted. The humans are just there to show scale.

Mr. Fairweather painted the eyes.  His son, Seth Fairweather, is also an incredible artist with work on display at Church.

Extra credit Andy Warhol portraits.

I waited all weekend for a song I actually knew, and when Wu-Tang appeared half the speakers didn’t work. The RZA yelled out “can y’all hear us in the back?” To which I one chubby white guy retorted “NO!” and no changes were made.

Pedro: “Hey Allen, you think we should both wear our pink ski masks today?”
Allen: “We didn’t buy them at Opening Ceremony for nothing?!”

The Red Hot Chili Peppers were the headliners with plenty of rumors. Notice the palm trees blowing in the wind. The sand was blasting in your face at this point. I tried to think of something I liked enough in this world to withstand this torture and I couldn’t come up with a single thing. So amid rumors of Daft Punk or the Rolling stones appearing I left.

The spotlights are highlighting the sand in the air. The lights are also directing the drones where to bomb.

We had the two most popular blogs on Hypebeast from 2005-2007. I had a seriously offensive blog on his site Black Lodges from 2007-2009. He ran one of the biggest international trade shows of all time. We have all the same friends and enemies. Yet this is the first time we have ever met face to face. Steven Vogel, death metal nerd first, streetwear-branding-consulting-luminary second.

For the next 10 weeks, the Black Lodges headquarters will be run out of this house. Which of course is owned by Dave Kinsey.

Vogel literally wrote the book on Streetwear. For almost 4 hours, I was floored hearing the true Hollywood stories and backstage secrets behind every brand and cultural icon.

Kinsey’s house is filled with crazy art. Maybe when you grow up and have real friends, he will let you rent it as well.

Steven came prepared to blanket the city with propaganda. If you run into him, buy him a beer and ask him for a fucking sticker.

This is some girl from the hills. Love for music is what we have in common.

Hey it’s Andrew Baik! The NYU student that collects baseball cards and is technically still a virgin. Either the camera adds 20 pounds or we need to change the name to “freshman 150!”

A lonely easy to find Waldo. Even sadder is the median age of concertgoers are too young to get the reference.

Australians love a group shot.

Aziz! You are hilarious, girls don’t like you!

See Christopher Mintz-Plasse I promised I wouldn’t post the shirtless pic of you. But I will always have it to blackmail you for eternity.

In the celebrity friend category we have singer songwriter Remi Nicole.

In the dudes that look like the Manrepeller category we have this guy.

Speak of the gorgeous devil…

The Cobrasnake showing off his new body by Runyon Canyon. At this point of the day I could not take pictures fast enough. You couldn’t take one step without stepping on a celebrity. Everyone except The Game was there…

On Robert Pattinson, a green tee shirt. The same kind poor people wear.

Jasmines soon to be ex boyfriend Shaun White cut his red locks in preparation of the breakup.

I found this picture on my camera, i thought it was cool so here it is.

How many times have you tried to capture a genuine Hello Kitty moment when Jared Leto comes out of nowhere to ruin it?!

This was like super cool to the third power. I ran into an actually smiling Yasi, who ran into a cheerful Theophilus, who was flanked by an extremely stylish  Kesh! Extra credit #birkinalert

Fans of the band Pheonix… get it?

… aaaannnnd on brand quota met! Get you very own The Hundreds script hat in the Hundreds Store now!

The blog games Kato Kealin and the Pop music’s Kid Cudi. See you at Chateau Kid.

Michael Utsinger needs to relax.

What do you know another group shot.

Travi$ Scott

Look’s like I’m wrong again, you are a good dancer.

Did I mention Aussies love group shots?

Holly always the show off.

I did make it to one music filled tent. With the hopes of a secret Pharell appearence we sat thru the entire Pusher T performance. Did you know he sings Lamborghini Mercy? You learn all kinds of new things at this Coachella thing.

This Hundreds thing is really catching on.

sssspringgggg bbbbreakkkkkkk

Pay attention. The Neon Carnival is the most important event during the Coachella weekend. If everyone at Coachella is cool, the Neon Carnival is the top 1% of the cool kids. Also if you buy a table you can drink till 5am. Thank you Brett Bolthouse.

All the rides are free. The music is still the same music you have been listening to at the festival all weekend… but now in a much more crazy atmosphere.

I recommend getting a table. Thanks Tom!

Neran was unstoppable.

Somebody is getting sweeeepy!

Forgot your names but I’m pretty sure I have had dinner with Corey Smyth at least 3 times.

Ladies love Josh Yarbrough

Me, my hair, my tee shirt, and Alexander.

The MVP award goes to Matty Bouris.

The Rap Game Al Unser Jr., the blog game Anne Frank. It is now 10:25am I have not been to sleep yet.