Monthly Archives: November 2012

Don’t Trust Anyone

Anyone old enough to not respect stores on the eastern side of Fairfax should understand what they are looking at. Rogue Status, one of the original all over/MC Hammer print trailblazers isn’t gone… just evolving.


Johan Esbensen, known to most Americans that can’t pronounce his name as “YO” is one of the originals. Some will remember him for opening the UNDFTD store in Santa Monica. Some might have been lucky enough to get one of his A.W.O.L. tees, which organically came from being Always West Of Lincoln. Just a shirt after his lifestyle. Soon after that he was approached to create the Rogue Status brand which embodied more of his lifestyle, guns and cars.

As the store is dismantled don’t shed a tear, a new one is being built. The DTA store. Looking back on almost 10 years of R.S. graphics you can see DTA was always there.

This is a wheelchair elevator built for one of the homies.

The elevator goes up and down with a simple handcrank.

It’s always about tee shirts.

Yo invited me to his home in Santa Monica. He needed to smoke down show me the new 4-Wheeler he inherited

Always boxes.

Vans and Stussy will do photo shoots in his backyard to create lifestyle images. This is Yo’s life.

Of course there is a tree house. Wanna see inside?

Naturally a coffin.

Dogs Truckgrind Always

Follow your bliss is the brands ethos. Yo does exactly what he wants, and has done so since childhood.

Do Toke Again

These ain’t vanity plates, fans send in any DTA spotted anywhere.

Don’t Touch Anything. Yo’s vintage VW custom.

The famous xb with 1200 horse power. This has done 3 Gumball 3000′s and a Bull Run.

Let’s move on to the next evolution. Following his love for racing, drifting, and all around gear-headery, the DTA POSSE has a new headquarters. Unlike anything you have experienced before. Dependable Trusted Automotive.

DTA Posse Essentials.

$8,000 Snap-On tool box collabo… no no no your Mitchell and Ness collar is still cool.

In approximately 15 days you will be able to see inside. Just look for the door with the big “Members Only” sign above it.

DTA POSSE Down The Alley

 

Geoff McGann

So last Friday a writer from the San Francisco Chronicle writes to me asking if I will make a statement on behalf of Geoff McGann. Who had just been arrested at the Oakland Airport with a suspected bomb making device. The first thing I thought was how terrible to be arrested at such a tragic airport, and it could not be the Geoff McGann I know because there is no reason to ever go to Oakland. As fate would have it, it was the Geoff I knew. The advertising legend. The brilliant artist, photographer, creator, father, mentor,and seven time internatinal  Jiu-Jitsu champion was arrested because of his watch. I have been compared to Mr. McGann my entire life… this might be the first time he has been compared to me!

Not just any watch. Geoff’s counter culture humor plays an ironic trick on the everyday timepiece and adds a few wires and toggle switches which can be found at your local hardware store. I wasn’t there… but according to Gawker, Huffington Post, ABC News, CBS, Daily Mail, Every Newspaper, The Radio, blog, TSA, FBI, and the local sherif… things escalated quickly.

After a rigor mortisly tense 5 days the charges were dropped. I would just like to share the official statement Geoff sent me so there is no confusion:

Geoff McGann had been traveling with these watches for over six months. He went to TSA at Lax the first time he wanted to travel with one to make sure they were ok with this. They told him, “as long as you’re not trying to hide anything it’s alright.

So, he put the watch in the bin and that’s how he proceeded to travel with them for months, by simply putting them in the bin on the conveyor belts.

This is what he told the authorities over and over again and their only response was, “well that shouldn’t have happened.”

Our issue isn’t with TSA. They were doing their jobs. Geoff knew he might be stopped sometime and that he might have to explain the watch as he did the first time he went to TSA months ago.

Our issue is with the sheriff’s department. They told Geoff after looking at the watch that they knew it wasn’t explosive, that they knew he wasn’t a terrorist, that they knew he was an artist, that they knew he wasn’t trying to hide anything, and yet they STILL proceeded to arrest him because, as they said, “we have to because we don’t know what else to do and we don’t feel good about simply letting you go. And don’t worry, these charges will likely be dropped soon”…which in is fact exactly what happened. But they treated it as if this incredible travesty was not a big deal to put Geoff and his family through.

And to make it worse, they fed the press a story that they knew would paint a terrible picture of him so they could justify the false arrest. They charged him with possession of an explosive device, which they told him they knew it wasn’t, and indeed that was the case as there were no charges filed by the DA.

It’s important to note that the Federal government passed on this. They were at the airport that first night and saw the watch and left it up to the Sheriff’s department. In this day and age, it stands to reason that if there was a shred of doubt, the Federal government would’ve intervened. They didn’t.

Then, after a couple days in jail, where Geoff was required to post 8% on a $150,000 bail, and had to hire an attorney to defend this. He had to scramble letters from heads of major corporations who have worked with him for years.

He has a family…a little girl who he’s raised on his own for 11 years.

He’s been an art and communication design teacher for over twenty years. He is the managing creative director at Locomotus, a school that will train minorities for placement into jobs in the communications industry.

He’s worked on myriad pro-bono and cause-marketing initiatives….Partnership for Drug-Free America, Bill and Melinda gates foundation, Amnesty, Wounded warriors, and countless others.

This whole process was completely overblown and now he’s left to pick up the pieces.

He supports the TSA…he understands that because of the world we live in now, some of our freedoms have to be infringed upon to keep us all safe.

Our issue isn’t with TSA here. The Sheriff’s department took this way too far and clearly that’s accurate because the charges were dropped.

Geoff is also starting an advertising school for minorities and women called LOCOMOTUS. Lucky for you this school is beginning admission soon. Advertising can be a hard game to get into for anyone. If you have been called “creative” or don’t mind devoting your entire life to the most fulfilling career ever invented. If you like saying things like “I own a loft near there.” or “No, thats my second Eames chair, Ben Solomon broke my first one.” Then I suggest getting into advertising.

Arcana

On the city limits of Culver City lies a vessel of creative knowledge without competition. So intellectually sophisticated I would even travel south of Pico to experience it. Arcana is a book store that doesn’t so much care for fictional nonsense. If fashion and the arts are what you seek, then you have arrived. Behold… Arcana the raddest bookstore you were not prepared to know about.

Before the internet, the only way you could visit your favorite website was with books. It made me a little sad that every time I opened one of these story devices, I saw a image I had never seen before… then it occurred to me I did not in fact know everything. Bee Tee dubs, those cardboard boxes on top are the super exclusive Taschen releases. Plus a Liechtenstein paper plate just for gp.

More libros that are too good for your coffee table.

Down the center isle there are rare and fragile artifacts that you don’t need to be touching.

Have you been looking for that out of print Japanese version of Tulsa? Well they have it.

Bruce Davidson > Larry Clark

Some books just jump right out at you. It’s also a great place to take dates!

Most Expensive cup of coffee

The Funnel Mill is a rare coffee and tea shop on Broadway in Santa Monica. How rare? This is the only place you can find the Kopi Luwak bean. Or as it’s more boastfully referred to as, a fucking $90 cup of coffee.

On the right is a normal coffee bean. The rich oaky aroma makes you smile like a Maxwell house commercial. On the left is a bean that went through the digestive tract of a cat like creature, then defecated on the jungle carpet. Collected by villages and sold for $1,000 and ounce.

You can’t just roll into Funnel Mill and be like, gimme the $90 cup. Kopi Luwak is by appointment only. The preparation is also another hour long process. Also, if JC doesn’t like you, he won’t serve you. 

You need to put food in your belly so you don’t throw up or faint. A tiny espresso cup of Kopi Luwak is stronger than a Redbull. So here, have a coffee cake.

I had to bring the only person that can afford sophisticated enough to enjoy a $90 coffee. The owner of Notorious Los Angeles, Neale Ferguson. Oh you know Neale even if you think you don’t, he does a lot commercials and visually made you fall in love with a hopeless place. Chrome Hearts called…


Neale said he can appreciate the amount of effort that went into this, but he wondered how the first person every thought to brew it in this manner.


JC can tell temperature with his hands. When he can hold it without the “sting” its 150 degrees.

You drink one hot. One cup at 150. Then one at room temperature. Then you clean your entire house.

The Kopi Luwak is an endangered species. One because it’s a delicacy in Indonesia, two because it shits rack city bitch.

This is what the beans look like before they are cleaned. This is like a shitty kilo.

So if you want to drink the rarest shit ever, go to Funnel Mill. If you want to win a grammy for your video call Neale.

Mara and Mine

New brand alert! So if you said to me, “Rob, I want to start a new brand.” I would say “Don’t bother.” If you said, “I want to start a new footwear line, and have it hand made here in L.A. with sustainable leathers and organic dyes, and it’s going to launch in Australia next month and then in the U.S. 3 months later.” I’d say, “you need your head examined, now get off my motorcycle.”

Unfortunately that is what my girlfriend said to me 6 months ago. She is the “Mara” in Mara & Mine. Clearly I’m not the one to ask because she and her business partner and bestie Jasmine (aka Mine) pulled it off. Not only accomplished this unachievable goal, they did a really impressive job. They have already sold out of their entire stock. They have been interviewed by the NYT fashion section, WWD, and featured in Italian Vogue and it’s not even in stores!

Give me the gold, I want the gold.

This is their rockstar at the moment. Don’t worry it will be available for men spring ’13. Tam says I didn’t draw the bones… even though the exact same drawing is on her kitchen counter like 8 months ago. Now that this is out there be on the look out for idea looters. I give Sketchers 3 months to bring this to market.

Where can you buy it? Ever heard of Maxfields? Collette? My backseat? Don’t forget to follow Mara&Mine on INSTAGRAM!

Treats! Magazine “Trick or Treats! Halloween Party”

Treats! Magazine had the best party on Halloween night. Very hard to get in, very insane house in the Hollywood Hills. (Not to be confused with busche league laurel canyon) Party goers really took the “undress to impress” dress code literally.


Unimpressed Mckayla and Winona Ryder.

A mermaid.

GIZMO!

Same Uma Thurman from Soho House.

Selfie


The one night Darren doesn’t wear the Jimmy Goldstein costume… 

Who wore it better?

Benny as guy that has never seen a girl before.

Jack as 3rd semester private school Bruce Wayne.

I have completed my Winklevoss collection!

Michael Utsinger