Monthly Archives: July 2012

Sayers Club is quickly becoming the place to see artist three years before anyone has heard of them.  And Nelly Furtado. Recently Rod Stewart’s DNA prize winning daughter performed for a tiny room of awesome people hand selected by the doorman.

Usually celebrity nepotism has horrendous results. However, no matter how hard I try to hate… she is actually disgustingly talented.

Just looking at the menu alert.

Front row seats are for somebodies.

Happy birthday to Dan’s bank account.

Pretty sure the kid with the wooden jewelry owns a casino. I’m serious. I also bought a drum kit. I’m a drummer now.

Thank you Jason and Ruby for a spectacular evening.

Ruby looks like somebody that I USED TO KNOW!

A few moons ago I had the honor to host the launch party for the new Samsung Galaxy S III phone. Collecting 10-12 of the most influential influencers without influenza is not as easy as you think. Although dinner at the Soho House and a free device does wonders to motivate food chain penthouse inhabitants.

How did Bernardo from G4 get a blue one? Ben “John Matuszak” Hundreds didn’t come to learn, but he was testing positive by the end of the night.

Soho House party. My condolences go out to Proenza Schouler because when Tamie isn’t looking I’m going to throw that disgusting bag in the wood chipper.  Not the first time Kev D has been to West Hollywood, no homo.

The Galaxy S III is being called the iPhone Killer for many sick reasons. With Motion Gestures, your phone can perform tasks from simple movements, like starting a call by raising the phone to your ear. Or speak into your phone and S Voice will get directions, search the web and more. Plus, a simple tap on an NFC tag will launch apps and perform custom tasks with TecTiles. Anyone on the same wifi can share photos, it’s like the sickest phone ever.

Lifestyling Alert: Buscemi loves anything acrylic almost as much as he loves food. 

Don’t look now Kevin Delany, but it appears Dan Weisman is trying to BUMP you a gem mint 10 Rich Gedman rookie card.

Lucci needed a quick tutorial from the Samsung expert. “Contacts? I don’t wear glasses…”

Expert: “No sir, that is where all your friends phone numbers go.”

Lucci: “What the fuck is a ‘friend‘?”

Pimp of the nation Peter Fahey and Nick Ingate really got on like a house on fire.  

Jon Buscemi may have lost weight, but he is still hungry.

Giftbags.

If Ben doesn’t make this his cover image on Facebook he is sleeping harder than after eating that entire plate of cheesecake in the previous photo.

Yabbies!

Usually this isn’t a flattering angle for anyone. However I don’t have a bad side.

On to the next one. (That’s Peter flipping me off!)

If you are lucky enough to know me then you possibly saw the car I was driving for the past 2 weeks.  Before you are overcome with hate and jealousy just know it’s not a rental and I didn’t buy it. I got it for free!

GM is running a program aimed at influencers to stimulate awareness about a few of it’s dopest products. The choices are Escalade, Corvette Z-06, CTS-V, and a Chevy Volt. This is the obvious choice.  I was thinking of the Vette as an ironic joke… but I am such a greasy pathetic douchebag I’m not sure anyone would think it was a joke.

If you have never had the feeling of a valet leaving your car out front with the other super cars then I will attempt to describe it.  It is the most rewarding experience knowing your vehicle has been chosen to make others feel worse about their situation as they wait much longer than I have to for their car.  The Beverly Hills Hotel picked my car to be the first visitors will see as they enter the iconic carriage house. Why doesn’t Paris stay at the Hilton?

Brian is a big fan of The Hundreds, I asked him if I could do a burnout right here.  He said yes.  I was like, I’m really gonna?, He was like, go for it.  I said it has like 560 horsepower it’s gonna be awesome.  …and it was.

I wouldn’t know, but I heard you can easily get this car sideways on every corner. I was afraid the cops were going to catch me one night but the old pullintoanallyandshutyourlightsoff totally worked.  You just wait till the chopper with the search light leaves. Recaro racing seats and the BOSE system plays “MERCY” loud enough for everyone in traffic to enjoy.

Visiting Australians enjoyed every second.

Since none of you give me anything I don’t know why I’m doing this. If you ever eat at Izakaya or Son of a Gun there is a secret parking spot that is always available. In front of the gate of the closed mechanic shop you can park for free all night.  

I was super impressed with this car and am now skemeing how to drive it every day. SO they told me if this get’s 100 Facebook likes they will let me keep it.

Teresa Tran and Eugene Jefferson can both testify this was my idea in 2009. But I’m lazy and refuse the fame and respect that comes with being the owner of a food truck.  Moving along, I don’t think I could have done it better than Cousins Maine Lobster. Scroll down to join me on the most expensive mobile restaurant this side of Crescent Heights.

The line was CRAAAAZY long! People acted like there was no quick and delicious way to get lobster around here! I have a bittersweet history with lobsters.  You see as a child I would spend my summers on Cape Cod and Martha’s vineyard.  Catching everything in the ocean, even young lobsters (i.e. Quissett). I had dreamed of becoming a lobsterman one day.  Those fisherman make bank, fuck the deadliest catch, a Gloucester lobsterman can make $100k in half a season and not risk death every second. This was my foundation for designing the Nike Lobster dunk. Which became such a fucking retard circus with all the herbs at Concepts I get filled with rage at the sight of them.  So for everyone that doesn’t know I was the only person involved, and I got fucked with no kiss and no rubber. But I’m not mad anymore.  Now I make twice as much as a lobsterman and I’m the second best looking heterosexual male un-model ever born.

Money, Cash, Rolls.

Cousins out here trappin‘! (honorable mention caption: Cousins gets mad props!)

Oh you scared? Buy a dog.

Cape Cod potatoe chips in a regular fishing net. The net is not useful in snatching lobsters.

Clockwise from left: Lobster Martini, chips, Coca Cola, Lobster Roll, and fucking Lobster Ice Cream! $42 this season.

When Brian Torres called me and said it was an emergency I had no clue as to the scale. Brian works at a new online shoe retailer called SHOEBACCA.com. The “E” in Shoebacca is backwards because thats how Chewbacca spells it. Brian just arrived from Texas with the largest sneaker in the world. He asked me where I was, and at that moment I was stealing internet from 72 and Sunny. Not soon after the worlds largest sneaker found me.

They had stopped in Vegas, and the worlds biggest pistachio. The Hoover dam wouldn’t let them drive over it because they couldn’t see inside.  The worlds biggest shoe is filled with candy corn and bath salts.

What is it made of? How much does it weigh? Can I launch off it?

People can’t control themselves.  Even quasi tough guys couldn’t resist the photo op this hulking mass of fiberglass contained.

It’s so big, girls love to get on it.

An ancient relic from the Honey I Blew Up The Kid. It was found is a warehouse covered in graffiti.

On Instagram you can search #thebigshoe and follow the big shoe’s travels. You might even be able to request the big shoe to come to you if you holler at it on Twitter.

The best selling T-Shirt brand at Pac Sun, Young & Reckless had a million dollar party last Thursday and I’m only now coherent enough to post it. NOHO is this “no hangover” drink. I didn’t try it, maybe I should have. Call the Wambulance. HERWEGO

Jackie Long is known for many things. One of which is being younger than me, so he can take a Long walk off a short pier.

This might just look like a guy on stilts… but it’s a true story as to how I feel when I’m around all of you.

There is nothing wrong with my camera. This girl’s face is blurry in real life.

It sucks when this is the coolest T-Shirt in the whole party. He offered me coke which I violently slapped to the ground and said. “don’t you ever offer me that clown candy. Anything less than an ounce is baby shit.”

There totally were girls there. See! Does Chanel make T-Shirts? … he said knowingly…

Kevin Homo, and Rudy Gay.

Team Scumbag, Milhouse, Skemeclik

Aunt Molly showed up.

Supper Club only has one member… Neran Dhas.

Travis from Y&R apparently hates everyone… but me!

Bee Nguyen, lifestyle architect. I love saying that. Lifestyle architect. I didn’t think I needed one… till he got in his SLR and said “it’s on me” which I thought he meant his jacket was ruined… but in reality he meant it was on him… the entire party… he paid for it… himself… alone… dolo… front street.

Bottles will be delivered from the sky.

They are reckless, they party with the lights on!