Let’s be honest, is a new phrase that seems to be creeping into everyones vocab rotation. If you haven’t heard me say it before, get into advertising.  If you like getting fucked up every day, being surrounded by beautiful people, and being disgustingly overpaid then advertising is for YOU.

Advertising even has it’s own award system.  Not just one, many.  This is the One Show, specifically the “entertainment” portion which is the stuff that isn’t a :30 spot or billboard. There is also D&AD, Cannes, Emmy’s, Addys, 

Always have room for a #BirkinAlert.

Morgan Spurlock was the MC and also filming something else. I can’t write anything abusive because he is more conceited than me… and will surely see this.

Oh my gay god… if it isn’t Abraham Rubin Hercules Benrubi! I had just passed out watching Without A Paddle at the Four Seasons #proudbrag. This guy likes doing voiceovers more than he does leading roles.

Christina Perry Okubo recognized his voice and said “can you say, Protected by Viper?” She thinks all white people sound the same.

I’m not even wearing a jersey and you see my team. Jerome has won the Cheese Hard festival 3 years in a row.

Front row like I was gonna win something. I just had 5 gin and tonics and freaked out when the lady with a period stain accepted her award. (for realsies)

Jimmy Smith rocking blue lobsters like he found them in the Charles River.

Although I can be often found flipping the script, this time I just borrowed the script and returned it to the speaker.

Chris Bruss, the top brass over at Funny Or Die, is about to get a shit ton of emails from kids that want to work at Funnyordie.com!