It started like everybody else’s night…
…With prison stories at the London Hotel with avid DUI collector Ira Jones and my new personal security guard lieutenant Garret Ross (off duty of course).
Keeping with my current theme of fucking Australia out of it’s natural treasures, Corbin Harris moved to L.A., like 2 hours before this photo. The Darkroom has become a lurkers dream bar so of course we found him there.
In his hometown of Sydney, Corbin is a mini celebrity, I say mini because he is as tall as Deon Point. He has been romantically linked to Kylie Minogue, and lost his virginity to Nicole Kidman. Tamie isn’t famous or special at all.
Ira gets the party started without fail. He also goes as Daniel Stern for Halloween every year without fail.
Just like Heath Ledger, my jokes never get old. Right Muska?!
Corbin will be announcing for Red Bull during the X-Games. His pro board just came out. AAANNNDDD he has the secret for the ladies on how to pick up Heath Ledger… with a stretcher!
Chedda I mean Lutenient Ross had to be tucked in as well. Call me… maybe?






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