Tam Tam had never been to San Fran. She hasn’t been to Auschwitz either but it’s not a competition. The first thing you do when you arrive in SF is call Mark Arcenal, he will sort out your transportation needs. He pulls up in at GTR and a Blacked out Defender.  I pointed to the Defender, he got in the GTR without saying a word. Well, he may have taken a gram.

Before you do anything make sure you visit Micha at The Hundreds SF store… just like the hat says… it’s on Post.

This is what it looks like when a homeless person moves.

Australian Alex Knudson was our tour guide. I have been to SF at least 8 times and this kid had the crazy locals only facts. Like the original name of the city was Yerba Bueno, which means “Good Weed”.

First stop in the mission, was Freemans Sporting Club, located in the back of a hair cutting place. No Sandusky’s up in here!

If FSC was a hard core band… it might be called NUFAI (no use for an iron!) #jokebook

There was a girl at Chiat/Day they used to call the unicorn… she ended up knocked up by the corniest dude on the planet… so basically there are no unicorns left. Shout of to Paxton Gate for killing it!

Josh Bruner works for TRUE SF. This is him immediately regretting his decision when he realized I was 5 martini’s deep!

Away we go! Part 2 coming up…