What is the new 2013 Viper doing at a video game show? It could have been the most overlooked piece of the show. The Dodge Viper changes the hood emblem with every body style change. If there is a car that perfectly embodies my personality and arrogance, this is it.
I would just listen to that Jim Jones “ballin’” song but change the lyrics to “BLOGGIN‘”.
All you have to do to get one is admit you are a John Cena fan… I don’t have one.
Even though it was clearly posted not to… I touched it.
Nerd impostors can easily be identified. The Rolex (vintage, used, common color, trying to hard, not a graduation present) on horse face screams high school basketball star. While the mushroom princess might be harder to discern, a recently exfoliated face is a dead giveaway of a bro in training.