I was invited to Miami because I won the DNA lottery. What no one seemed to look into, or possible they did and thought it would be funny, was this weekend was “Urban Week” otherwise known as “white out”. Where all the whites leave Miami. Not sure why they did… I had a BLAST.

Old and busted: Spinning Rims. New Hotness: No Spin Rims! Popularly known as “floaters“. It looks like the wheels don’t move. What is going? Is this real life? What the fuck does “meta” mean? Before World Peace? After world peace?
I havn’t had lunch at the Delano is at least 11 months.
Hey Deutsch, here is your best idea for Volkswagen. It’s ok if you steal it from me… wouldn’t be the first time!








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