Welcome to Miami, I mean Fort Lauderdale, pause. After an incredible week, and even more outrageous week at Amusement Park (which is doing ridiculously well, thank you for asking.) Dion Giannarelli invited T.I.C. “team inner circle” (team name still subject to change) to his new home for some semi professional tanning and trust fund spending.
Those of you not familiar with the Giannarelli family here are a few Bullet points. The Giannarelli’s are one of Australia’s most powerful families. They used to bury 5,000 people a year… legally! Sure there is some sensationalism. Lil a this, lil a that….
Dion Giannarelli invited us out on his Uncle Gary’s boat. A 74′ Sunseeker. It’s only 6 years old, originally cost $2.4 million but Gary got a deal. How you doin?
By now you are probably asking yourself, “who the fuck is Dion Giannarelli?” Well perhaps this video will help. Password: freshwater
This is the exact moment I told Tamie my secret. She was totally cool with it.
I know what you are thinking… those are the glasses from the Justin Bieber video.
When you have a massive yacht helicopters take pics of you, then you go to boatpix.com to purchase pix of yourself. As soon as I see them of myself, so will you.
Let’s launch off it.
Anyone can have a boat… or hire a singer… But no one can have Dion singing, exclaiming, and harassing everyone within ears reach. “What are the poor people doing today? They are right there on that little boat.”
Tats crew. get it?
You’ve heard of hover hand… here is the first captured hover face.
It’s a Gwen Stefani song… but it actually happened.