Monthly Archives: December 2011

It wasn’t until I landed in Pittsburgh that I fully regretted accepting the management position of The Hundreds Research and Development team. They say fashion always comes back in style after being out for decades. Flared jeans, stripes, polka dots, monogrammed back packs… Ben and Bobby thought of some trends that haven’t come back into style for literally 6 centuries.

I knew thousands of hours spent on 4chan would be useful for something… the old bathroom self shot.  It’s become a symbol of a generation. Have you ever walked around the Grove and recognized a 15 year old girl from her bathroom self shot? Me either that’s weird.

It took me an hour to put this suit on by myself. I had to eat some blueberry pancakes, I was in for a long day. I freaked out the room service ladies… but I just told them I was afraid of STD’s.

This suit cost $15,000. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to masturbate in a suit of armor? It’s just as impossible the 4th time if you know what I meme.

This is vintage chain-mail, which means its great against stabbing, but useless against sharks. If a shark were to bite my head I’d be fucked for two reasons. First I’d get bite in the face by a shark. Second if there was a shark in my hotel room there would be a 100% chance my bed would be soaked.

Just going to my audition at Medieval Times. Add this to the list of “Things I wish Supreme made… 1. Coffin; 2. Range Rover; 3. Suite of Armor.

Sir Thanks a lot. What’s that gauntlet Margiela?

Getting stood up on prom night must be embarrassing. Being stood up at the Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure summit is a new low. Does this breast plate make me look fat?

To find the next rap phenomenon I didn’t have to look very far. Darren (texting, engineer hat) has a recording studio inside the Amusement Park Entertainment offices. Every day around 2pm, a 6 foot 4, 230 pound, unshaven, quiet, shy, humble 16 year old shuffles inside, gives me daps and disappears. For 2 months I thought it was a lost autistic child. Turns out he is the third generation of singer-songwriters, musicians, poets, film directors and painters, or wait… It’s easier to say he is Bob Dylan‘s rapping grandson. Pablo Dylan.

This day I caught Pablo working on his mixtape with another one man music machine, the midwest’s teeth showing sound maker MOD SUN.

Before you get any ideas lemme born some science on you. Pablo was on the road to be a basketball star. In 6th grade (5 years ago) Wane Slappy would stop by the hose to mentor Pabs.  I call him Pabs. Then he caught the perfect storm of viruses and was bedridden for almost 3 years. Doctors were baffled and he was not expected to survive. After visiting a spiritual more non traditional medicine man he was cured in 2 days. While not playing basketball he fell in love with hip hop and as soon as he could walk he focused 1005 on his new dream.

Mod Sun has mad nick-naks.

Pablo‘s new mentor is David Banner, he makes his own beats, writes and sings his own songs. He has produced a song for Gucci Mane, and tells me daily insane upcoming opportunities that I can’t say but you will know around the time of Coachella…

The entire Dylan family is Royalty. He doesn’t actually have to do anything to be successful but I have seen him grinding every day till 2-3am on this mix tape for 6 months. Why has it taken so long?  Every time he creates a new sound he starts over… he started over yesterday!

Young and Reckless had their holiday party and made everyone dress like it was a prom. I just realized I didn’t tag any of these photo’s, Ben is gonna be super pissed. Something positive besides drinking my self unconscious for the forth day in a row, I learned how to tie my own tie!

The Spazmatics. The greatest 80′s cover band franchise you can order.

LADIES! Nice Rolex. (not shown: Michael Kors)

I got all excited, till she told me Bobby posted this necklace already. Miss Brooker T everyone.

The internet went nuts over this one. Miss Brooker T knows how to accessorize.

Powerful hair, powerful brand. First streetwear party with girls.

Angela and Kevin a night to remember.

Did I ever tell you the story of how I was arrested during my prom? I’m not allowed at the Clipper Ship Motel in Hampton Beach. There is a huge chance I possibly still owe Erik Cappucci $60 for bail. So far this prom is shaping up nicely.

Semhar was voted the prom queen. Also learned how to tie a tie!

Last night was the grand opening of New Era La, their “flag” ship hat store located in the old Bape store on Melrose. It must have been the place to be because everyone was there, even the guy from the Blind Side movie. He is the over-sized human in the back left.

New sweatshirt, new attitude, Gomez claimed he doesn’t drink… so he acts like that SOBER?

Kevin Delaney was Old and Responsible lms. (improper use of lms)

Janae and The Dingo are best friends.

This kid hurt everyone’s feelings with the Romanelli jacket.

I see my friends!

Buff Monster fresh from Art Basel.

Chris Boykin showing off his new frames.

Jon Marshall and Jerome,their next album “how not to look tough smiling” will be handed out in front of the Forever 21 on Hollywood Blvd next week.

Pete Wentz have you seen Carlos? Oh, he is falling in love in the next pic? K Thnx bai!

I’m waiting for the valet and this kook pulls up all crazy almost kills me…  hey tuff tits, you wanna fight?

Oh, apparently you do want to fight. Quinton Rampage Jackson… awkward…

On to the Martha Otero Gallery for the Andriod Homme sneaker with something to do with Hieneken. Anthony Coleman was there to greet me. I saw someone at the mall that looked just like him today… he had down syndrome. His friend had a cashmere hoodie and invented the rape whistle.

They are so huge they can’t fit in the photo! Not really… I cropped it like that.

What do we love about street wear? We all keep getting older, but we act the same age. I attempted to make that joke about high school girls from Dazed and Confused… but it didn’t work out. Dagan was there.

Sure Malena I’d love to go to the Chateau Marmont.

For Thanksgiving I needed to get out of town. My friend Connie Wohn has been throwing Do-Overs in cities all over the country, as well as super exclusive Coachella parties. Connie hooked up the super dope room at the Ace Hotel in Palm Springs. I’ve been trying to sell through commercials using the limitless zoom since I saw the movie earlier this year. Instead of just a blog post how about a video with the zoom effect?

This is a better example of the “limitless zoom“. Except to do it correctly you need more photos and a much larger subject.  Like down a road… or Ben’s digestive system.