I went to DC for a couple days to check out an anti-aging specialist, and while I was there I figured I should see what our glorious country was built on. It was 103 degree’s which is slightly cooler than Ben Hundreds leather seat on a ride to Vegas with no AC.
With only limited time I used yelp and some guy in a wheelchair to find out which Smithsonian institute was a must see and which were just, meh. Everyone said Smithsonian Portrait Gallery would be a bigger regret than not calling Pippa Middleton when she clearly said “call me.”
In the early years of our country the official United States Image Recorder wasn’t actually that good, in fact he was a boat painter named Mordechai.
Betcha didn’t know Edward James Olmos was effective in the early legislature.
A rare glimpse of Dueling Gloves.
Oh, this is that chick that’s on the hundred.
Hey little guy, why are you so small? I bet you drink out of a thimble.
This is Scarf Face… say it fast SCARF FACE.. get it? I knew you’d like that one. He wasn’t very good at the alphabet.
“The streets will be paved with corn syrup, and a Chocolate Frappe for every boy.” -John Goodman 1775
Dude, you are waaaaaaaaaayyyy ahead of your time. Also he is listening to Vampire weekend in this painting.
I guess they allow any painting in the Smithsonian. I used to think gay people were creative, but they haven’t come up with a new disease since the mid-80s.
Airplane was such a good movie Lloyd Bridges got a spot on the wall.
“If you would have invented congress, then you would have invented congress…” -Carmine Gotti 1799
Andrew Carnegie was so fucking rich, he built massive libraries in almost every city in the country. AND filled them with books. Do you have any idea how much that cost? You’d think Bill Gates could at least buy every kid a laptop, maybe go halfsies with Jobs.
Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves. Kinda feel like more basketball players should have tattoos of him.
Check these fuckers out. I just remembered I have naked pics of Melinda…
VIGO! no.. its just George Lucas.
I never knew this existed, but a Pete Rose Warhol? Really?… has NOBODY been to this museum before?
If this isn’t the greatest painting you have ever seen then please spit in my face next time you see me cuz I clearly have no taste. I Be Reeve.
Chuck Close Bill Clinton. Almost every president had their portrait in regular style. Bill was just like… nah yo, I want Chuck to do mine… and no one said shit. This is an inced out player balling out of control.
Planking in DC.