Last Friday Melissa got a migraine. A paralyzing massive migraine. We had to leave the Moca art show because it became unbearable. Sunday, she ask me to take he to the emergency room. The same hospital where Biggie Smalls died.
I thought she was faking. I told her she was wasting everyone’s time. There are real sick people and she just has a headache. They shot her up with Dilaudid. Do you know what Dilaudid is? It is 200 times more powerful than Morphine. It’s what Matt Dillion searched for in the movie Drug Store Cowboy. Using movies as examples usually helps people understand difficult subjects. Melissa also dated Matt Dillion before she dated me which is bizarre.
Weird, Corgi has this at his front door too.
I was very mean. I told her to “go home”, “your not sick” and I accused her of doing it just to get drugs. After an MRI, and a spinal tap and 5 days in the hospital turns out she has Spinal Meningitis. It was the viral kind so it cleared up with some antibiotics. Today she is on day 7, and may get to go home.
The Conservatory has the best flowers in Los Angeles. Perfect for any occasion especially making yourself look florally aware. Kanye got his mouth wired shut in this hospital, and no one sent him flowers.
If it was bacterial meningitis she would be dead, or they would cut her arms off. She has had constant visitors and a great support group. I’m the most un-compassionate prick that has ever occurred.
Do you know why they call him Telly? Because kids didn’t like to hang out with Snitchy!