Are you even ready for this?
I’ll give you these awesome tits before I even get into pictures of me with ever celebrity you wish you ever saw.
I can’t even pretend like Rick Kosick and Preston Lacey weren’t hanging out dolo. Did you know that Rick Kosick grew up in John Wayne Gacy’s house as a child?
Bobby though he was awesome for hanging out with Kat… but since he has never cheated on the person he loves it doesn’t even count.
Terry Kennedy was there.
Wee Man the tiny taco king didn’t disappoint.
Russel Bongard is an unemployed creative director from SF that hung out with me for the night.
If you know anything about anything Mike Carrol and Brandon Biebel are fucking OG. Weird OG.
Have I fully described how intense this night was? Shepard Fairy was even bar tending! (thats fucking KID from KID AND PLAY)
Tiny Taco’s were all up in there.
Ever hear of Lance Bangs? Well then read Bobby’s blog because he nutted all over this guy already.
Slow moving gangsters.
I think Jewel is married to one of these guys.
Did you know this guy is responsible for alot of people eating well right now. Jeff Tremain.
It’s so convenient when you have a good camera man around.
Some people say we look alike.. just I’m cuter. Or maybe younger if you’re keeping score.
Ryan Dunn did whatever he wanted. Although it wasn’t even his birthday.
Bam was three millimeters from flying off the handle. (not shown, my hands protecting my nuts)
Yes I got my picture taken with every single one of them… you know why? Because I can… I can also appreciate it more than some jaded skater fuck from New York. Because you know why? I will make more money this year than 85% of you queers reading this and I will move to a place that land cost 11gs an acre and I won’t have to put up with your gross diseases, or your busche league terrorism. I’ll just look at my facebook comments and tell the cattle farmers how rad I was while everyone they know gets cancer aids.
I’m afraid of heights so I didn’t go on the rides. But this girl that is clearly hired talent did!
Danger Eren got a platinum tooth with a real black diamond in it. He scratch a Budweiser bottler to show it off. If you watch the movie a Lamborghini rips his tooth out.
Even the gift bag was better than half the shit you did today. And I don’t even have a Blu Ray Player.
Even nerd ass Russel had fun. He hates everything.