I just returned from a week in Portland OR. Whilst I was up there I stopped in on a few of my friends and potential future employers.  One person you never want to miss a chance at speaking to is Jelly Helm.  My history with Jelly began when he was my teacher/proffessor/cult leader of the unknown yet prestigious WK12. I’m going to pretend I only have the amount of time it takes to walk from baggage claim to the taxi to explain Sir Jelly Helm to you.

Jelly’s resume to get him into advertising won an award. Even his name captures attention, if you meet 1000 people in a day you will remember Jelly, and Chemo Pony. Everything he has done since then has made you drink a Coke, or wear Nike’s. This is something he is working on, I’m not sure exactly what it is but if I was to guess its a new reality based Mortal Kombat video game.  Jelly has retired from helping mega-companies make more billions and instead is using his professional problem solving through creativity ability to solve real problems.  Like curing Malaria, and finding out who sings that song at the end of the movie Little Monsters?

Jelly’s brain is the machine, the studio is the factory that the machine works in.

The Ace Hotel bit Jelly’s interior decorating steez. Jelly is our generation’s Mozart, he won’t get credit for it until he dies.

Then Driscoll Reid showed up. This conversation is over.

Every year my family has a pig roast.  They kill and dress a pig, burn a fire in the ground, dump the pig on it and bury it.  The next day a perfectly cooked pig comes out of the ground.

Mike Warzin is to humble to tell the world he created THIS. Like all of it, the song, art direction, even the 6th finger on Fog Raw!

That’s the Pig Hole.  hey?!

That’s BDP, or BeeDeeP, or Brandon Drew Jordan Pierce.

A giant willow tree came down in the yard, so my family made a rats cage in the hollowed out trunk.

Elliot is my cousin on the right.  Theo is the devil next door neighbor.  Thanks for the coffee snitch.

Look at this fucking hipster. The my little pony hanging off his…. trinket collection is shaved bald. He calls it “Chemo Pony”.

This is is the view from the inside of a rape van. Eugene?