Every cool guy restaurant and hobby winery got together for a tasting festival in Malibu. For the type of person that wakes up before noon and drinks wine for the taste, not the after effects, this was like the Super Bowl. For me it was another reason to be drunk while the sun was still shining.
This is an installation of each festivalgoer’s stomach after about an hour. It’s a full trash can if you are photoblind.
The bro of Malibu award goes to the guy that ordered an entire plate of bacon. Epic Meal Time would be proud.
In a style she calls Mexican/British, the only person that cared how they looked was this girl. The “knee high Nike socks with cowboy boots” girl.
Aw hell no, dees muthafuckas gots Zebras and shit?
The all electric Cadillac was there judging you.
The stars from Eveleigh and Goldie’s stole the shoe with uni ice cream.
This horse found none of my jokes funny.
Whatever you choose to do with your miserable life, do it with bacon.