There’s this understanding — I mean, I didn’t say it — that the girls in Hong Kong are not quite up to par as far as appearances go. They’re lovely women, don’t get me wrong. It’s just that you’d figure in a colony of 7 million people, the odds would be better that you’d come across some quality rubbernecking material. The explanation for this, as it’s been broken down to me, is that 1,000 years ago, the Chinese monarch grazed the entire nation for the foxiest babes and hauled them all off to Beijing, leaving the rest of China (including Hong Kong) with the more unfortunate gene pool. So after generations upon generations of localized inter-breeding, Beijing’s become a hotbed for sugarpie honeybabies while Hong Kong has decomposed into a cesspool for the chromosomally challenged. Was that offensive enough?
That being said, Alicia’s from Vancouver.