DISCLAIMER: This post has absolutely nothing to do with hoodies or sneakers or art. But I do use the word “floozy” and make potentially-offensive remarks.

Old news to most, but apparently Doogie Howser came out of the closet this week. Good for the good doctor.

*Beep-beep-boop-boop-beep-boop*
Remember Doogie’s computer diary? He finished off each episode with a daily entry about his mischievous exploits with Vinnie, or his escapades with some side-ponytailed floozy, all wrapped up in a sugary moral? The diary was personal, but it was broadcast everyday to millions of homes around the world…which…

…Which makes him the world’s very first blogger.
Oh.
Oh.

by bobbyIMGOINGTOHELLhundreds