Subject: dodgers fans suck

Yasi-
you’re really a minority. thinking back to the lilith fair and the numerous times i’ve seen skeezoids freaking to the shittiest songs in da club, it seems that girls probably don’t have the best taste in music. but that’s where you’re different. a year ago you hip me to the band Pavement, and i feel like i’ve been cool since, thanks boo. so questions for yasi…

do you think girl’s musical taste is generally inferior to us?

i hear Pavement is scheduled for a brief reunion next year…do you think they will sound as good as they did when i first heard them substance free?

btw…the pop concept that you do too is crack and the good peoples in philly are like whats up with the dodgers fans just sitting there stale, like they dont give a fuck that their losing, thought of you.

KWAN
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Kwan,

I don’t really see how you can blame something like the fucking Lilith Fair on an entire sex. For every Dixie Chicks there is an equal amount of Nickleback, David Grey, Fall Out Boy and other shitty fucking music created by men. Bad taste in music is equal opportunity, so don’t give me some bullshit about how girls have inferior taste. Just go google Patti Smith, Kim Deal, Kelly Deal, Kim Gordon, Delta 5, The Slits, PJ Harvey, Poly Styrene, Siouxie, Penelope Houston, and about 50 million more I don’t feel like listing. (But you’re welcome for Pavement).

As for the rest of your email (and I’m genuinely trying not to be a bitch here) but I don’t really understand what it is you’re asking me. Are you asking if pavement sounds better to you when you are fucked up? Because even in my infinite knowledge, I don’t know the answer to this question. I could spend the rest of this paragraph speculating the other potential meanings of your question but I have important things to do. Like drinking my delicious pumpkin spice latte in the domo cup from 7-11 and writing haiku about the Indigo Girls.

PS speaking of good music, check THIS out

xx,
Yasi

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