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Subject: your own blog?

Dear Yasi,
I am new to reading your blog, so I’m sure this question has been answered by one of the other idiotic people who spend at least a few hours a day checking The Hundreds blog like myself (mainly for the homepage and The Feed sections)… but how in God’s name did you get your own blog on The Hundreds web site? No disrespect intended, just wondering how any of what you seem to talk about has anything to do with a streetwear brand or if it has any right to be up on such a highly-read blog.

But, as I said, I’m sure this question has been previously answered. I’m just really fucking confused.

-Eric
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Eric,

Before I answer your question and make you less confused, I need to address some things about your email that I am confused about. You spend a few HOURS a day checking the Hundreds site? A few hours EVERY DAY? Do you read very very slowly? Are you without job, friends, girlfriend, school, magazines, television, or hobbies? Do you jerk off to Bobby’s tantalizing photos of the new Hundreds footwear? Do you jerk off to Bobby himself? Because outside of that I can’t see anything that would warrant spending hours a day perusing a street wear site. This is not CNN.com. There is no breaking news here.

Second, I’m not really sure what God would have to do with the decision making process regarding who gets a blog on this glorious site. I guess he has as much free time as you do.

I do realize that my section may not be as stimulating or intriguing as a real time account of limited edition whatever the fuck t-shirt collaborations or what super cool new Bearbrick just “dropped” and trust me I do not find my own writing even remotely interesting. So please know I am extremely humbled and grateful to be gifted with the great privilege of answering the moronic and often demented questions of grown men who spend a bulk of their disposable income on t-shirts and collect toys. I am undeserving and because of that spend my nights flogging myself with (uber exclusive) Supreme baseball bats. Please thank your all powerful “God” for me.

In conclusion, fuck you.

xx,
Yasi

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